Because...

This is all just for fun, but since it's getting a whack of visits, I'm just going to put this shout out to the Ottawa Food Bank's donation page here. It's Christmas y'all.

.@ODonnell_K's "Duffy says hi" is delightfully weird. Bummer about no Easter egg on Nigel, though. http://t.co/0CmHbsOQu8

— Jeni (@joyandwoe) December 18, 2013

RINGTONES!

mp3 downloads. You know, for your phone. Or maybe your friend's phone.

MOAR NAMES!

adrienne alain alastair alexandre ali andre angelo anita annette anton benoit bernadette blair brigitte bruno carlos cecile claire claudette colette dieter dominique edmond edna elena erik erika francois gaston genevieve georges gilles helena ingrid ivan jacques jean jean-claude jean-francois jean-guy jeanne jeannette jean-paul jocelyne johanna johanne jose juan kari karl klaus kris kristen kristin kurt lara laurence laurent lila lionel luc lucie lucien lucille luis madeline manon marcel marco margot marguerite marianne marie marina mario mathieu maxime michel michele micheline mohammad monique muhammad nadine nathalie nicolas noel owen pascal patrice paulette pierre quinn rene rochelle roman rory rosalie sara sean sebastien serge simone sonja sonya stephan syed sylvain sylvie tamara teresa vern wes yves

ALL YOUR NAMES ARE BELONG TO DUFF

aaron abraham ada adam adrian adriana agnes aileen al alan alana alanna albert alec alex alexander alexandra alexis alfred aline alison allison alvin amanda amber amelia amy andrea andrew andy angela angie angus anna anne annie annmarie anthony april archie arlene arnold art arthur ashley aubrey audrey austin barb barrie bart basil beatrice becky belinda ben benjamin bernice bernie berry bert bertha beryl beth betty beverley beverly bill blake bob bonita bonnie brad brandon brandy brenda brendan brent brett brian brock brooke bruce bryce byron calvin cameron candace candice cara carey carl carla carmen carol caroline carolyn carrie casey cassandra cecil cecilia chad chantal charlene charles charlie charlotte charmaine chelsea cherie cheryl chester chris christa christian christina christine christopher christy chuck cindy clara clare clarence clark claude claudia clayton cliff clifford clint clinton clive clyde cody colin colleen connie conrad constance cora corey cornelius corrine cory courtney craig crystal curtis cynthia cyril dale dallas dan dana daniel danielle danny daphne darcy darin darla darlene darrel darrell darren darrin darryl darwin daryl dave david dawn dean deanna deanne debbie debora deborah debra delbert denis denise dennis derek derrick desmond devin devon diana diane dianna dick dirk dolores dominic don donald donna dora doris dorothy doug douglas drew duncan dustin dwayne dwight dylan earl earle ed edgar edith edmund edward edwin eileen elaine eleanor elisabeth elizabeth ella ellen elmer elsa elsie emily emma erin ernest ernie errol esther ethel eugene eunice eva evan evelyn everette evette faith fay faye felix fern flora florence floyd francine francis frank franklin fraser fred freda frederick fredrick gabriel gale garnet garrett garth gary gavin gayle geoff geoffrey george georgina gerald geraldine gerard gerry gertrude gilbert gina ginette gladys glen glenna gloria gord gordon grace graeme graham grant greg gregg gregory greta guy gwen gwendolyn hal hank harley harold harry harvey hazel heather hector heidi helen henrietta henry herb herbert herman hilary hilda holly howard hubert hugh hugo ian ida ina irene iris irvin irving isaac isabel isabelle ivy jack jackie jacob jacqueline jaime jake james jamie jan jane janelle janet janette janice jared jason jayne jean jeanette jeanine jeannine jeff jeffery jeffrey jenna jennie jennifer jenny jeremy jerome jerry jesse jessica jessie jill jillian jim joan joann joanna joanne jocelyn jodi jodie jody joe joel john johnny jolene jon jonathan jonathon jordan joseph josephine josh joshua joy joyce judi judith judy julia julian julie june justin kara kate katharine kathleen kathy katie katrina kay keith kelly kelsey kelvin ken kenneth kent kerri kerry kevin kim kimberley kirk krista kristie kristy kyle lana lance larry laura laureen laurel lauren laurence laurie laverne lawrence lea leah leanne lee leigh leila len leo leon leona leonard leroy les lesley leslie lester lewis lillian lily linda lindsay lindsey lisa lise lloyd lois lonnie loren loretta lori lorie lorna lorne lorraine lorrie lou louis louise lowell lucy luke lydia lyle lynda lynette lynn lynne mabel madeleine malcolm mandy manfred manuel marcia marcus margo maria marian marianne marilyn marion mark marla marlene marnie marsha marshall martha martin marty marvin mary matt matthew maureen maurice mavis max maxine may megan meghan mel melanie melinda melissa melody melvin meredith merle michael micheal michelle mike mildred milton miriam mohammed mona monica morgan morley muriel murray myles myra myron myrtle nadia nancy naomi natalie natasha nathan neal neil nellie nelson neville nicholas nick nicola nicole nigel nina nolan nora norbert noreen norm norma norman olive oliver olivia orville oscar otto pam pamela pat patricia patrick patti paul paula pauline pearl peggy penelope penny percy perry peter phil phillip phyllis rachel rachelle rae ralph randal randall randolph randy ray raymond rebecca reg regina reginald reid rena rex rhoda rhonda richard rick ricky rita rob robert roberta robin rod roderick rodger rodney roger roland rolf ron ronald rose rosemary ross roxanne roy ruby rudy russ russell ruth ryan sabrina sally sam samantha samuel sandra sandy sarah scott shane shannon shari sharlene sharon sharron shaun shauna shawn shawna sheila sheldon shelley shelly sheri sherri sherry sheryl shirley sidney sidney simon sophie spencer stacey stacy stan stella stephanie stephen steve steven stewart stuart sue susan sydney sydney sylvia tammy tania tanya ted terence terrance terrence terri terry thelma theodore theresa thomas tiffany tim tina todd tom toni tony tracey tracy travis trent trevor tricia trina troy trudy tyler tyson ursula val valerie vance vanessa vaughn velma vera verna vernon veronica vicky victor victoria vince vincent viola violet virginia vivian wade wallace wally wanda ward warren wayne wendell wendy wesley wilfred william wilma winston